Championship Rings!
Wearing a championship ring. It's something every guy wishes they could do. You know 95% of guys(and 100% of guys who would actually read my blog), would wear a championship ring every day for an organization like the White Sox or Steelers or Heat, even if they were the janitor or an accountant for the team.
Well, now every random chumpstain playing fantasy sports can have that feeling of serious bling on their ring finger.
Josten's features a full line of Fantasy Football championship rings(Yes, really), ranging from $129 to an outrageous $1,949!!
I guess that'd be one way to do it. Rather than asking everyone in your league for $5 to put a pool together for the winners, ask for $50 so you can buy a 40 pt. diamond with a 14k gold band for the winner.
Incidently, there are also Fantasy baseball, basketball and even hockey rings listed on the site too(I didn't even know there WAS fantasy hockey, but why not?). The lines for the other sports aren't as broad, with only 3 choices as opposed to 5 for football, and they appear to be new, with no pictures set up yet, but still, the point is: Now you too can feel the glory of getting your own championship ring! Just get your fantasy league together and get everyone to chip in money to get you the 40 pt diamond!
By the way, if you can't tell(because afterall, you can't tell tone of voice from typed words), this post is dripping sarcasm. While I find it amusing that these rings exist, my personal belief is that anyone who would actually down even $100, much less two grand, on a championship ring in a computer-based sports game, should find a charity to donate that money too.
If you're one of those people, here are a few suggestions for you:
Muscular Dystrophy Association
American Cancer Society
Well, now every random chumpstain playing fantasy sports can have that feeling of serious bling on their ring finger.
Josten's features a full line of Fantasy Football championship rings(Yes, really), ranging from $129 to an outrageous $1,949!!
I guess that'd be one way to do it. Rather than asking everyone in your league for $5 to put a pool together for the winners, ask for $50 so you can buy a 40 pt. diamond with a 14k gold band for the winner.
Incidently, there are also Fantasy baseball, basketball and even hockey rings listed on the site too(I didn't even know there WAS fantasy hockey, but why not?). The lines for the other sports aren't as broad, with only 3 choices as opposed to 5 for football, and they appear to be new, with no pictures set up yet, but still, the point is: Now you too can feel the glory of getting your own championship ring! Just get your fantasy league together and get everyone to chip in money to get you the 40 pt diamond!
By the way, if you can't tell(because afterall, you can't tell tone of voice from typed words), this post is dripping sarcasm. While I find it amusing that these rings exist, my personal belief is that anyone who would actually down even $100, much less two grand, on a championship ring in a computer-based sports game, should find a charity to donate that money too.
If you're one of those people, here are a few suggestions for you:
Muscular Dystrophy Association
American Cancer Society
posted by Matt at 6:36 PM
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